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2. Bridget O'Brien, Pappyball 2001
sorry to bug everyone, but i want to put my school account on
this mailing list so i dont have to keep checking my aol account
for instant humor. so i dont really have anything to say except
that anyone has my open invitation to try to impersonate me and
send out an email "from me" maybe from
bridgetobrien@aol.com or a screenname of the like. i want to see
how well you do on getting my quirks down. oh and throw in a bash
at pete majer...that always seems to liven things up. pappyball
and the pappyball fan club can reach me at bobrien2@nd.edu.
adios all.
bridget
3. Jason Maslanka, Pappyball 2002
Not to sound like a makeshift philosopher, but I know who Pappy
is, or shall I say, the essence of Pappy. Pappyball is an idea,
not a person. Mike Miles started on the idea, when he asked us to
not refer to Pappy as "some guy" or something.
Pappyball is the idea that half of the people on this list
continually write back, and fill each other's inboxes. Pappyball
is the idea that the other half get terribly upset about it or
annoyed. To write back and say something negative about Pappyball
is only to perpetuate its existence. I have made it clear on many
occassions that I find its existence amusing. I find it nearly as
amusing as whoever it is currently making commentary on my life
or others who they probably know just as well (i.e. not at all).
I have spoken to maybe 5 of you in the past 3 years for more than
a random moment, and I find it amazing that this continues to
come together on a seemingly regular basis.
I can tell you one thing about Pappyball, for those so intrigued.
It is more people than you can imagine. Over the years, it has
been different people, and even today, I am sure there are
multiple people involved. I don't think that even those who
started it know who those in the middle were, or those of today.
It is perfection.
I would urge everyone to do a few things. Primarily, honestly
take note of people's real problems with this list. I removed a
certain District 214 teacher from this list because I know that
she has taken serious issue with this in the past. I also placed
everyone on BCC to attempt to stop responses because of me. Also,
just chill out a little. As Chris Felski said to me a few days
ago, it's not that hard to press delete if you seriously hate
this that much. No one has been called more names on this list
than me. I'm still surviving. Until someone threatens you or
something in your life (your job, family), just let it be. Some
people are immature, and haven't progressed in life, and others
just have tremendous senses of humor. You decide what you think.
It doesn't really matter to anyone else.
By the way, not to sound like a CS guy, but the only way that Rob
and Pappy could be proved to be the same person based on a
dynamic AOL IP would be if the emails had been sent during the
same online session, meaning that (while I don't have the
original emails) Rob would've had to have stayed online for a
very very very long time without signing off.
Yours truly,
Jason Maslanka
4. Rob Marshall, Pappyball 2002
Patrick,
It was not clear from your email today whether you were being
ignorant or devious.
Let me see if I've got this straight...You had sex with Stephanie
and Elizabeth. Afterwords, you told your friends. Your friends
started telling other friends and before you know it the word is
out. Not surprisingly, Pappyball eventually coughs it up in an
email that's CC'd to half the world. So the conclusion you reach
is to get upset with Pappyball? "Damn that Pappyball, he
foiled me again!" Well you know what, that's ridiculous.
That's the same kind of logic hillbilly parents who leave guns
lying around the house use when one of their kids shoots the
other. No one takes any responsibility. Is it wrong of me to
suggest you keep your pants on?
It seems to me you have two major problems: You don't keep your
mouth shut and neither do your good friends. Sure, Pappyball
(Tim?) is to be blamed here, to an extent. But it seems to me you
ought to spend a little more time accepting the blame yourself
(not to mention apologzing to the girls) and a little less time
blaming Pappyball.
PETE MAJER MAKES $88,000 PER YEAR!!!!!!!!!!
PETE RULES TRIPLE SWEET!!!!!!!!
Rob
5. Anthony Hatfield, Prior to Pappyball
2001
HELLO EVERYONE I JUST WANTED TO WISH EVERYONE ON THE ORIGINAL
PAPPYBALL CAST
A HAPPY "Y2K01" I HOPE EVERYONE IS DOING WELL AND IM
GLAD TO SEE THAT MILES HAS POSTED ALL OF THE PAPPYBALL MESSAGES
ON HIS SITE.. SOMEDAY IT WILL BE IN THE SMITHSONIAN AND YOU CAN
ALL TELL YOUR CHILDREN YOU WERE A PART OF IT... I BET THEY WILL
PUT THE PAPPYBALL EMAILS RIGHT IN BETWEEN ARCHIE BUNKER'S CHAIR
AND FONZI'S JACKET. LET THE FREEDOM RING AND LET PAPPYBALL LIVE
IN OUR HEARTS FOREVER!
-ANTHONY HATFIELD.
6. Jason Maslanka, Pappyball 2001, after
being impersonated:
Zoinks,
Making fun of me is one of the funniest things ever. It's so
great.
One thing I had always hoped for is for people to always make fun
of me.
Gosh darn, Tim, Eh, I mean JasonMaslanka@aol.com, you really
captured the
essence of Jason Maslanka in that email. It was the wonderful
misspelling of "their" that really convinced everyone
it was me.
You know what everyone should check out...the hidden conversation
between Miles and Nutty Amanda. It's pure genius. Mike Miles is
truly a great
one in my book. Amanda goes insane. It's awesome. She also points
out
very clearly that "pappyball is slanks." Thats awesome.
I really wish it
was me sometimes. Pappyball has become an icon. He (or she) is
pretty
much what Prospect High School means to me.
I guess I should be proud that Amanda thinks its me. I mean, a
couple
years ago, she thought it was me too. She knew that I was totally
destroyed by my inferiority to Peter Majer. I was totally bummed
that
she brought that out into the public. It's like, how embarrassed
could I
be? Even today, after all these years, I think about how all of
you
guys think of me. I think about how I couldn't beat out the Pete
for Jill.
It was terrible.
Sometimes, I just agree with Adam. This is getting crazy. Before
long, someone is going to get hurt. That's all that can come from
this email. Maybe just maybe some of us can point out to Timmy M.
that Dubya is the worst president in history in only two weeks,
and that would do some good, but otherwise, someone like Adam, or
the manager at Evanston Nissan is just going to be hurt...and
hurt bad.
I just hope that one of these days, Pappyball will reveal himself
(or herself) so we can all breath a sigh of relief. Now that will
be a great day. It will also be a great day when Bridget finally
agrees that she loves me the same "crazy" way I love
her.
God, all a nerd can do is hope. Dream dream dream.
Jason
7. Matt Lachey, Pappyball 1999
(In response to Nick Lefler's crybaby rant asking to be taken off
the list)
nick, i don't go to a school with difficult finals. my final
exams are a big
fucking joke and i'm sure your are too really. besides, i may
agree that
these emails are a total waste of timne, but i would guess that
writing your
reply to all of us took much more time than simply deleting all
the emails
title re:pappyball. anyways, what is pappyball. does anyone have
the rules
to this game. i might like to play. let me know. thanks all. have
a
wonderful holiday season filled with love, joy, bliss, and
whatever else you
like. and good luck on those incredibly difficult final exams. if
you screw
up it might be the end of your lives.
m. talbott
8. Dan Randolph, Pappy 1999
First of all, I apologize for the long list of names, I have yet
to master
blind carbon copy. I want to take this opportunity to say
"Hi" to those of you that I
recognize (most of you have odd shadowy names, i.e.,
"PappyBall") So
hello to all you PHS graduates.
This PappyBall thing has gotten me thinking, and I've been trying
to
figure out how we all got on this list together. It seems a
rather
strange assortment of names; people from different classes and
even
different schools I think. So something links us. If anyone knows
who
this PappyBall guy is, please inform me. He obviously knows all
of us.
I'll start the detective game. I graduated in 96 from Prospect,
was
involved in tennis with some of the other guys on this list, but
have no
affiliation to Jenni, in fact, I've never even heard of her.
Anyone is welcome to play along, and if you don't want to and are
offended
by this whole list, your email server has ways of blocking emails
from
even getting to your inbox. Please don't let my email ruin your
good day.
In conclusion, I hope that everyone I know on this list is doing
great and
that we'll all see each other some time at Harrys or Sams
(depending on if
you are an Arlington Heighter or a Mount Prospector)
9. Nelson Sunwoo, Pappy 2001
How did my name come up in that IM between Amanda (who I don't
know) and
Mike Miles (who I only know from his sister)?
I thought I would stay out of this emailing crap, but it's just
too
entertaining to watch people bicker over email. Especially when
the
people who instigated it all were posing as other people.
Oh, and your observations on religion and stupid people...
Just remember the human race is not evolving. Stupid people breed
faster than the smart ones (just look at the people you know
who've had
kids at an early age), therefore, in about 4 generations the
world will
be populated by morons.
As for religion, it is a tool to sway and teach the masses. But
it is
useful, since it promotes some solid morals.
On a final note, I'd just like to say hello to all that I know on
this
list and to those who I don't know, well, sorry you're on this
list.
Nelson
P.S. If any of you want to talk about religion, I am a minister
in the
Universal Life Church. You could be too. Just go to the Universal
Life
Church webpage and they'll certify you on the web. I also do
weddings
but not bar mitzvahs.
10. TT Stans, Pappy 1999
Alright, apparently a large amount of people on this list believe
that pappyball is myself. I have also neglected to add my two
cents to this thread until this moment. I am not pappyball, I
never was pappyball, and I never will be pappyball. I am
phisheats and I am Tom. I am a person who does not know the
majority of people on this thread. Of course the initial subject
of pappyball's email dealt with topics that I happened to be
involved in, but hear this out. If I am going to speak out about
sluts and whores who go to a division III school named after a
vacuum cleaner company that accepts people with ACT scores of 19,
I'm not going to talk about it with most of you people (no
offense to anyone in particular).
Another thing for that BGHS teacher. Does it take a bachelor's
degree or endorsement in english to come up with ideas as crass
and idiotic as yours about love and other people's relationships?
I don't have an endorsement in english, but my endorsement in
chemistry gave me the idea that you're a complete moron (that's
science at work for ya). By the way, I hope you make your
students read To Kill A Mockingbird because that is the best
novel ever written, along with Catcher In The Rye.
For the people on this list that I do know and love,
remember.....Go For The Gold!
sincerely,
TOMMY STANS
Honorable Mention: Jason Maslanka, Pappy 1999
Dear All,
This entire thing has turned into some sort of murder mystery. It
is
amazingly funny to me, and after the last email which contained
supposed
facts about me, it has even become fun. I will spend a few
moments of my
time now to dispell the rumor that I, Jason Maslanka (Slanks), am
Pappyball.
I will be the first to admit that certain parts of the
conversation between
Amanda and the other guy are true. I did like Jill; in fact I
like her
much. Pete did say some pretty nasty things about her one day as
myself,
Rob Marshall, and he walked to Gilson Park Beach. This was before
they were
going out, and was in response to me saying things about how I
liked her and
thought she was attractive. Well, as Pete and Jill went out, I
was kinda
pissy. I'll admit that too. I thought it was garbage that Pete
was with
the girl that I liked. I was angered at him for being a hypocrite
and was
angry at her for making what I would deem a bad decision in the
world of
love. Although I know a few things about where certain email came
from, and
who wrote them, I am not aware of the identity of Pappyball, nor
did I have
any involvement in that letter or in any of this craziness past
the normal
everyday things of making fun of pete, being angry at my
misfortune, and
plotting bad things to do to them, although I never did any. That
is the
truth. I want this to continue, though, however much of a nerd
that makes
me, because I have not seen a good movie in a while, and this
certainly has
some of the same elements that make a suspense movie great. Thank
you for
the enjoyment.
By the way, I do not mean any harm towards Pete or anyone in
here. I am
just telling the truth of the time, which was a long time ago.
Jason Maslanka
jmasla1@uic.edu
DUMBEST
2. Stephanie Belle, Pappyball 2002
FUCK YOU to whoever the individuals are who are behind this
pappyball
shit. it is NOT FUNNY. whoever you are you are sick. it makes me
sick to have
to sit and read things like that about myself and about my
friends. there is
faculty on this list-that i so kindly removed- that i respect and
that people
on here work with.
this kind of conduct, defaming and libelling, is a criminal act
and can
be prosecutable in federal court. we are well aware of that, and
now you
are too. we assume that there will be no more of these malicious
emails.
stephanie
3. Tom Stanhope, Pappyball 2002
Stephanie is right about the federal law stuff. It's been looked
into
at this point by myself and others. I'm not as serious about
doing much about it, but i know some who have already
contacted a lawyer and i've received a few phonecalls
about what I want to pursue (i've only shown the emails
to the police for advice though). If its not you, then
you may enjoy seeing what could possibly happen!
4. Billy Spicer, Pappyball 2002
I wish I could send out a virus to all of you that would fire off
a
stick of dynamite right off in your face! Ahh!!! Words don't
describe...take me
off this pathetic list...im pretty sure I graduated HS almost 4
years
ago....let me check...yeah definetely graduated and MOVED ON!!!!
-Billy Spicer
5. Pat Small, Pappyball 2002
(One of the first responses of Pappyball 2002)
I was going to try my hardest not to legitimize any of this
nonsense
with a response, but it seems again, someone has gone to far, and
my
name has been mentioned enough. what's sad is that the majority
of us
on this list have grown past all this garbage, but whoever it is,
has yet
to let go of the outcast status given to them in high school.
what is
even sadder is that whoever is behind this, we all probably
consider a
friend in one way or another. Although it seems quite plausible,
i did
not send out a message prior to this one (even though another
e-mail
has had my name connected with it... look at the e-mail
address... that
isn't me), and i just hope that whoever is sending out all of
this can
one day grow up, and get past the difficulties of their own life.
Maybe
then, he won't try so hard to be involved in everyone else's
life. so
please, whoever else is on this list, don't fall victim to the
lies,
and believe nothing.... like we have done before, be adult about
it and
just ignore everything... realistically, it is one person
responding to
himself over and over, so lets not get involved in this
masochistic
game of ego masturbation, and don't take anything personally.
Let this be the last message of this sort, and let the culprit
get
bored on his own.
Patrick
6. Patrick Small, Pappyball 2002
(This is the first response of Pappyball 2002)
Unlike usual, this time i'm going to open my mouth early on this
pappyball bullshit. lets get the early shit out of the way....
Although Jason is
the biggest loser in the world, he isn't pappyball.... he doesn't
have the
mental capacity, nor the creativity to make pudding, yet come up
with
something that could have lasted this long.... so we can all
accept
that he is a complete loser, and maybe even feel sorry for him...
sorry that he
has to wake up everyday to the realization that he is still
jason..... that
probably keeps him from napping.... who would want to go through
that
pain twice in one day... but he isn't pappyball...
second... lets ignore all the losers that are going to try and
leech
fame from this indecent display of power... Mike and Tim... keep
the lame
screen names to a minimum.... they aren't funny, and nobody
really cares....
third... sometimes the rumors pappyball starts are real...
realistically, thats why pappy was started in the first place...
and the goal of the
game is to expose more rumors from the false ones... for
example... me and
tom did make out at a party... i didn't think anyone would catch
us, but
who knows what people see... i have come to terms with my
bi-sexuality, and
i just hope that everyone else is willing to except that, and me
for who
i am.... its too bad that it had to come out in something this
pathetic.... but truth is truth, and i don't feel i ever have to
hide from
anything...who knows what else pappy will bring to light, but
lets not let it get
the best of us.
Patrick!
7. Lisa Mackie, English faculty member at
Buffalo Grove High School, Pappyball 2001
How sad. You know, I have attended Klan rallies to protest the
sort of
bigoted comments you make. I wonder if this would seem so
hilarious,
or if you would feel so free to send it, if it were an attack on
Blacks,
Hispanics, Jews, Muslims, or any other group. Have you ordered
your white hood and your
armband yet? There is no difference between your letter and Klan
or Nazi
propaganda. Hate mail is hate mail, and anyone with any sort of
social conscience
reading the garbage you sent will be feeling the same as I do at
this
point, whether or not they have the courage to say so. You have
gone from being
immature, obscene and stupid to just plain bigoted and mean. This
is the fine
education you are receiving at UIC? You ought to be ashamed. I am
sad for you
and your embittered little life.
Ms. Mackie
8. Amanda Grish, Pappyball 1999
Hello Everyone, my name is 007. Now i know that pappyball thinks
he is
pretty clever but alas i am smarter and he shall feel my wrath.
Like
many of you i am sick of the email plague he has started so lets
get him
where he lives. He lives at America Online as an AOL member and i
looked into
it and we can report him. These emails can all fall under his AOL
Terms of
Service agreement which he agreed to when he signed up for AOL.
This
email can be considered as UNSOLICITED BULK EMAIL and this is a
VIOLATION of
his MEMBER AGREEMENT. You can report him to AOL watchdogs at the
address>
((TOSEmai1@AOL.COM)). Tell them your beef and be sure to mention
<Pabbyball>'s name. You can also cut and paste in your
personally
objectionable emails that you have received as a result of
pappyball.
Thank you. -1999, DOWN WITH PAPPYBALL EXPLORATORY COMMITTEE.
9. Lisa Mackie, English faculty member at
Buffalo Grove High School, Pappyball 1999
First, when sending a mass E-mail, it is common courtesy to BCC
the list so your receivers do not have to scroll down through the
litany of your friends' names. It is clear, however, from the
content of your missive, that courtesy is not a term with which
you are familiar.
Secondly, though I DO enjoy hearing from former students, this is
far more information and much more degrading language than I
really need from you. I recognize many of your names here, and I
applaud those who have protested this sewage.
Finally, it has been my experience that those who are fascinated
with someone else's love life undoubtedly lack one of their own.
I, too, wish to be removed from this list.
Sincerely,
Lisa Mackie
10. Donovan Eckhardt, Pappyball 1999
Hello
that was a very interesting message with pat and Jenni but i
kinda of want
off this list, i don't check my mail much plus i'm lazy and i
don't like
deleting messages
thanks
donovan
Honorable Mention: Adam Wathen, Pappy 1999
i can't believe i'm buying into replying to all even though i
despise emails such
as these. i, along with many of us, do NOT check our email
anymore with
anticipation. in fact, i don't even enjoy getting new email
anymore for i
already know what it's going to be about: some pappyball asshole
writing
something about someone who i don't even care about, let alone
know. now listen,
i don't know how this pappyball character is, how they got my
email, and what
possesed them to send a mass email to many people about something
a majority of
the mailing list probably doesn't even care about. but i do know
that I DON'T
WANT THIS SHIT ANYMORE. thanks to the pappyball asshole for
making email not a
convenience, but a nuisance.
FUNNIEST
2. Wes Klimczak, Pappy 1999
Hey everyone, none of you know me. I dont' know how I got on this
list in
the first place. I can honestly say that I've been reading every
message
because they are so hilarious and I personally love to look at
gay porn
and touch myself in perverse ways while looking at those hunky
men.
Geese, I don't know what has come over me lately. I guess I just
love to
think about men with 12 inch cocks that have rippling muscles. I
should
stop now or I will get kicked out of the library for indescent
exposure.
I just want to reveal the true identity of pappyball. I was
watching
"Dream-maker" with Richard Simmons this morning. It
turns out that he
knows pappyball too. He said that it was his love Barbara
Streisand. I
should get off the pipe. The true identity of PappyBall is Jenni
Struck.
She elaborated this whole scheme to get some attention for
herself. This
is true because she told me a few weeks back that she was
depressed since
she and Tom broke up that she needed a new way to make him
realize their
love for each other. The truth. And you heard if from me.
Your Gay friend and lover,
wes
3. Kevin Hickey, English faculty member at Prospect High School,
Pappy 2001
Hi Pete,
I certainly enjoyed the message from a substantial person from my
past,
one who I don't even know. How do you manage to hate people you
know
nothing about? Oh well, it must give you joy. And as for your
salary,
who amoung us hasn't been pulling in that much for years? I guess
that
if you are going to measure your success in life by money, you
are on your
way. I do hope you find something more enduring though.
Peace and love,
Kevin Hickey
4. Unknown Artist (Pappyball Impersonator)
Pappyball 2001
Hello everyone this is the all mighty and powerful PAPPYBALL
speaking.
I have been viewing what i started off again and i must say
everything is
going along smoothly as can be. But in this round of PAPPYBALL
there
have been some changes, so im here to let you in on all the rules
and
updated regulations of the game.
Rule#1. It seems that this time around there have been many
imposters.
People sending out emails from addresses of names of people that
aren't
really the people that their email address claims. I.E.
"BillSmith@aol.com"
NOT REALLY BEING THE "Real" Bill Smith. However this is
PAPPYBALL so i
rule this LEGAL AND FAIR PLAY... Sorry folks but its a serious
and rough
game.
Rule#2. The ever popular term "Take Me Off This List"
is a default to
insinuate more and more emails. I am going to go ahead and make
it
mandatory that for every "TAKE ME OFF THIS LIST"
message sent that a
reply all saying something to the effect of "If you dont
like it just hit
delete" be sent back to everyone on the PAPPYBALL list.
Rule#3. For those of you who think you are being slick by sending
a
message to everyone on the email list that has NO MESSAGE in the
email.. your
point of trying to be sly by just getting your point across with
the message
that is in your subject line that says "Take Me Off This
List" does not and
will not count for PAPPY POINTS. These emails will be treated
just like the
rest even though you are not writing anything. All it gets you is
no
points.
Rule#4. PAPPYBALL is "For The People By The People"
this means that any
of these "Private Messages" that have been going around
will be counted as
illegal emails. And remember all messages private or public will
be
posted to the whole group.
Rule#5. Threats of trying to stop PAPPYBALL will only result in
more
and heavier PAPPY PUNISHMENT. For those of you out there who have
been
trying to stop PAPPYBALL by reporting the members of AOL... Does
not work!
You are not being creative enough. All reporting to AOL does is
irritate
PAPPYBALL and he (or she) just doesn't like it. Its that kind of
behavior that
creates consequences for the whole group. This also applies to
one or
two of you, i wont mention names but he bangs a drum in Kentucky;
who have
verbally threatened to stop PAPPYBALL by use of a computer Virus
of
some kind. Two problems with this. Virus Scan! and if any of us
get a virus
we all know who is responsible. And trust me, love it, hate it,
or just
dont care, if you send out a virus to all these people on the
list no one is
going to care one bit about PAPPYBALL anymore. Lets not create
problems for yourslef ok?!
Rule#6. For those of you trying to figure out who PAPPYBALL
really
could be, please don't bother. I operate in a secret off shore
office. The only
hint i will give you is that i am 2 degrees, 41 minutes north of
the Tropic
Of Cancer. That is all i can tell you.
Rule#7. The Blind Carbon Copy or (BCC) as it is known is an
illegal use
of email features and will be penalized. Part of the fun of
PAPPYBALL is
the long long email address list that we all must scroll through
before
getting to the message we so eagerly await at the bottom.
Please everyone print out a copy of this for your wallets. That
way we
can keep up with PAPPYBALL where ever we may be. Also you can
refer to
this along with your PAPPYBALL Scorecard and update as needed.
:::Coming Soon To A PAPPYBALL Forward Near You:::
PAPPYBALL Cell Phone & Pager Email Alerts!
PAPPYBALL Cereal...With A PAPPY PRIZE Inside!
The New 2001 Illinois SUPPORT PAPPYBALL License Plate!
PAPPYBALL Company Trip To The CHICAGO WOLVES Game!
PAPPYBALL For Kids Sing Along Fun Hour!---A New Childrens Show
Set To
Air On Nickelodeon This Fall!
PAPPYBALL Live At Alpine Valley 2 CD set!
(TPL) Total PAPPYBALL Live! Hosted By MTV's Carson Daly! ((Also
Look
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The New PAPPYBALL Chalupa & Gordita At Taco Bell!
PAPPYBALL Points (Just Like Pepsi Points) You Just Print And Cut
Out
The PAPPYBALL Points From Each PAPPYBALL Related Email You Get
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Them In To Redeem Great PAPPYBALL Merchandise Such As The
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And Finally The New SAVE PAPPYBALL Bumper Sticker! (All Proceeds
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Good luck everyone and remember you are all here for a reason!
Glad to see so many people participating this year! Brings a tear
to my
eye to see so many enthusiastic people!
-PAPPYBALL
5. Monica Maciasz, Pappyball 2001
Tim,
We graduated 3 years ago, you still don't make sense. For your
sake, I hope
that you soon outgrow your desire to share your inane treatises
with people who
do not care about what you have to say.
Sincerely,
Monica
P.S. These countless emails are a form of harassment.
6. Ryan Crawford, Pappyball 2002
I believe I am an innocent by stander that has been caught in the
middle of this pappyball nonsense. Personally I have no idea who
pappyball is or what the fuck this is all about. Furthermore, I
don't give a shit. So pappyball, whoever you are....FUCK OFF!
-Gene Simmons
7. Anthony Hatfield, Pappyball 2002
Hi everyone, first of all I just want to wish everyone peace and
love to you all.
Despite whatever any of us may come across in our lives, we must
remember that it is peace, love, and understanding that keeps us
close nit as
brothers and sisters in this beautiful world. The scripture
teaches us this, and it
is our duty as obedient servants of the lord that we abide by the
good
book and what it teaches us every day of our lives.
I have received many of these "Pappyball" emails before
and I have
witnessed the anxiety and the frustration that they have caused
in the past.
I have focused the majority of my time down here at school to a
new
venture in my life. I have set new goals for myself as a born
again Christian;
to spread peace, love and brotherly understanding to my fellow
man.
I strongly urge each and every one of you to not let anything
related
to this "Pappyball" business get in the way of your
salvation to god. There is
a golden light at the end of all this somewhere I am sure. None
of us on
this list will ever figure out what that is, and it certainly
does not help for
any of us to get upset or all up in arms over anything. Please
let all of us
treat our fellow brothers and sisters with love and respect for
each other
and our great savior.
Please everyone just put any of this beside you and say a prayer
in
hopes to make the best of this or any situation in your lives.
If anyone feels like they need someone to talk to, or is
interested in rediscovering yourself through salvation in the
lord, please don't hesitate to contact me.
Peace and love my brothers and sisters.
Sincerely,
Anthony Hatfield.
-Born Again Christian.
8. Anonymous, Pappyball 2001
hey did you get your account reported on by AOL terms of service
violation people.... what a fucken dork that did that... someone
reported me...
every time that happens all i do is tell them that i had my
system hacked and that
it wasnt me and "I dont understand what all this means, im
not very good
with computers".. and they go "ok sorry about that sir,
we'll reset your
passwords and take the complaint off your record"...
hahahhahaha..
PAPPYBALL LIVES ON
9. Anthony Hatfield, Pappyball 2001
Congratulations all, a new record for today.
22 Posts, Replys, Complaints and or Cry Baby Rants on this single
day
of PappyBall play in the latest round of PappyBall -
"PappyBall Y2K01"
Keep up the good work.
10. Bridgette O'Brien, Pappyball 2001
these letters have inspired me. feel free to add a stanza of your
own,
or even a haiku.
oh pappyball oh pappyball
how we love thee
thy dangerous verse
and mischevous curse
proclaim and ignite
both one's fury and delight.
your innocent prey
fall victim to constant disarray
sent out by email new each day.
once our proudest peers
now sign on with new and desperate fears
of what will come when your terror descends
upon our respected friends.
or present yourself as a ticket vendor
or anything else...name your splendor!
we all agree bender is a ho
and that toms problem is that he cant say no.
just who is this elusive pappyball? who will snitch?
reveal yourself now...say your name bitch!
11. Carlos, AOL Terms of Service,
Pappyball 2001
Dear Member,
I need to let you know that America Online received the following
report regarding a Terms of Service violation via email to
another member.
Here is the information I have placed on the account regarding
this incident:
On 01/29/2001 04:19:13 PM the TheWessKDog screen name sent email
to
another Member of America Online. The following is an excerpt
from the email:
' I also won a pair of doc martens. Now, I have two extra tickets
to
sell. These are two general admission tickets on the floor that
cost me $45.
Since I'm no greedy mother fucker, I'm going to offer them over
this pappyball
email list beginning at a bid price of $15. If anyone wants them,
write me
back.'
Our Terms of Service agreement, which was presented during the
sign up process, allows America Online to be informative,
entertaining and, above all, fun for all of our Members. You can
review that agreement by using keyword :TOS. This area also has
information and tools you can use to help protect your account.
Also, you may want to take a look at our Parental Controls. This
will allow you, among other things, to limit and/or block
specific screen names from various online activities.
Thanks for taking the time to read this letter. Please note, this
screen name cannot accept replies. Therefore, if you have any
comments or questions please send mail to TOSGeneral.
Regards,
Carlos
Community Action Team
America Online, Inc.
12. INSURANCESALESMAN@AOL.COM, Pappyball
2001
I AM A 57 YEAR-OLD INSURANCE SALESMAN. I HAVE NO TIME FOR CHILD'S
PLAY!
I AM A BUSINESS MAN! KIDS, TAKE ME OFF THIS GODDAMN LIST!!!!
YOU'RE ALL GOING TO HELL!
13. Pete Majer, Pappyball 2001
OK, see matt - this is me responding from my real email address.
Those
emails sent from PeteMajer@aol.com aren't me - including the one
before. You sent an email (most of it below) to a bunch of people
including
PeteMajer@aol.com, but I didn't get it since thats not my email
address
- so whoever that is at PeteMajer@aol.com forwarded it to me -
real
classey lachey. Here is my response to you, if you really are
mlachey@hotmail.com. Who knows who is behind these emails these
days.
Anyways, here is a list of things I think you should read over
big guy.
1. These are awfully strong words from a guy who still dresses
like
it's 1993. Everyone stopped wearing the baggy pants
kiss-me-I'm-alternative
costume the day kurt cobain put that bullet in his head, or did
you not
get that memo?
2. Secondly, Matt. Your girlfriend of two and a half years dumped
you
for a pizza delivery boy who now sells baseball cards on the
internet.
That's the most pathetic thing I ever heard. You don't have much
room to
criticize my future or even my present.
3. If you had read my previous email from my school account, you
would
have realized I didn't write the PeteMajer AOL email. But thanks
for
paying attention.
4. If you are going to use the term "good riddance" in
an email, learn
how to spell correctly.
Eat my balls,
Pete
14. Matt Lachey, Pappyball 2001
pete,
i love you dearly and have always been attracted to you sexually,
but i
think you might have a few problems. first of all, i feel that no
one truly
cares how much you will soon be making or whether or not you will
be living
in the chicagaoland area. granted your presence may be missed,
the fact that
you are bragging solely about the amount of money you will be
making is
disturbing. also, you failed to mention what kind of business you
will be engaging
in to earn your paychecks. one must assume you will have to suck
alot of cock to
earn that amount of cash, but i suppose it's possible. i have
heard that the
standard of living is greater in the san francisco area. well,
good riddens
peter majer. don't forget that you will always be rained on. you
will always
be the kid who loses his contact in the london dungeon, gets a
little wetter on an
amusement park ride than everyone else, or is the butt of a few
jokes.
au revoir
matt lachey
15. Tim Matta, Pappyball 2001
Oh my god, this is all so amazing, I dont even know where to
begin. Ok
ok,
Ill start with Pappyball himself...thanks so much for everything
you
have done. And of course M.L.M. for his hard work on making this
all possible in
the first place...I cant even imagine what a pain it must have
been to
transfer all those wacky messages by all you crazy kids to the
webpage. I would
also like to say I love you Thomas stanhope! and Pete
majer...have fun out on
the left coast you crazy guy....and watch where you do your
bending over!!!
Also, lets make sure we dont lose site of the original pappyball
meaning...which
is bender is quite promiscuous. Leave the flames in the fireplace
you
trouble makers. Ok, im off the join the peace corps....the whales
must be
saved..you know what they say...when the frogs start dying... we
are all in big, big
trouble! Oh and go rent "Erin Brockovich" if you
haven't seen it already. Heck
of a film, and that Julia Roberts is eye candy to say the least!
Ok thank
you so much! goodnight everyone!!
TimmyM.
"Contrary to popular belief I did NOT have a book in my room
titled
"How to steal another man's woman"...but if you want to
believe in unicorns and
the like, go right ahead...I aint stopping ya!" -
YooNoItsALie
16. Richard Olszta, Pappyball 2002
I have been informed that a few announcements or shall we say
"awards"
will be given out in the near future, and to keep with my present
pappyball
status...everyone on this list, except for 3 of the names(you 3
know
who you are), is a fucking loser if you worry about this stupid
ass list serve for more
than 1 mother fucking second. Grow up and find something better
to do with
your time like buying a gun and a bullet! thats right you fags,
if you mess with
mike or greg you are messin with me and that means u r messin
with death! So
get fucked!
17. Serious Business Man, Pappy 2002
YOU GODDAMN KIDS ARE AT IT AGAIN...YOU GODDAMN KIDS
NEVER LISTEN TO A WORD I SAY!!! TAKE ME OFF THIS
GODDAMN LIST!!!!!!!!
I AM A SERIOUS BUSINESS MAN!! I HAVE SERIOUS BUSINESS
TO TEND TO! I OWN 3 TCBY'S AND 2 SHONEY'S.... I HAVE
NO TIME FOR MONKEY BUSINESS!!!!!
PS - DOES ANYONE KNOW ANY GOOD, OLD FASHIONED RACIST
JOKES? THEY ARE A GOOD MORALE BUILDER AT THE OFFICE
18. Beth Hasley, Hewett Company, Pappy
1999
Please take me off of this email!!!!! I don't think I was suppose
to
receive these notes.
I'm not a college student and I don't have time for this crap. My
place of
business does not appreciate all of these emails clogging up our
system,
and also my work does not appreciate receiving these kinds of
vulgar
emails.
Grow up people and next time please make sure you know who you
are sending
your emails too, because its clear from all of the responses that
you don't
and I know I don't care about this soap opera.
Thanks!
19. Anthony Hatfield, Pappy 1999
Allright everyone, now i just don't understand all of this
negative feedback that we are all giving. Lets think happy
thoughts, its almost Christmas for goodness sake. So i'll get
things started off.. Here is a tastey snack recipe just perfect
for finals time, its quick and easy and its really a treat!
YUMMY TRISCUIT NACHOS
Arrange 20 Triscuit crackers on a microwaveable plate. Top with
1/3 cup prepared salsa and 1/2 cup Kraft cheddar and monterey
jack mexican style shredded cheese. Microwave on High about 1
minuted or until cheese is melted.
Enjoy everyone, Write or call for more tasty recipes,
Luff-Anthony.
Anthony J. Hatfield
Mfirework@aol.com
CC. Mfireworks@aol.com
CC. MrKeg@hotmail.com
20. Pete Majer, Pappy 2002
Stephanie - hahah - she put her face on my penis. Whomever did
the Truth and Rumors email was very harsh. I mean, some of those
things were true but it was harsh calling people whores and
talking about Stephanies blow jobs. Thats just wrong. But I still
enjoyed it and chuckled :-)
-pj
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