How Well Do You Know Pappyball?
1) Who is Ms. Mackie?
a) The Drummer from Hootie & the Blowfish
b) A teacher from Buffalo Grove High School
c) A member of the KKK
d) A lesbian!!!
e) Some chic Rob Marshall is banging as we speak
2) Where does Pappyball live?
a) Paradise
b) 2 degrees, 41 minutes north of the Tropic Of Cancer
c) Up in the attic
d) The underground swimming pool at PHS
e) Pappy is omnipresent, living nowhere and everywhere at the same time
3) Who thinks that Pappyball is seriously a form of harassment?
a) Derek Jeter, that dickhead
b) Ralph Mariachi, the Karate Kid
c) Monica Maciasz
d) SERIOUS BUSINESSMAN
4) Who is sending out a virus, a big virus next time they get one of these emails?
a) The Ukraine
b) FDR
c) Your mom
d) Billy Spicer
5) Which of the following is NOT official Pappyball merchandise?
a) "120-Pappy-Emails-And-All-I-Got-Was-This-Stupid-T-Shirt" T-Shirt
b) Pappy Tote Bag
c) Pappyball Sneaker Phone
d) Pappy brand Disposable Camera
6) Jesus thinks who out of the following needs to get a Jesus credit card?
a) Amanda Grish
b) Jason Maslanka
c) Chris Aseltine
d) Yasser Arafat
7) According to Jason M, Chinese people...
a) Are going to hell, in theory
b) Exist only to make us laugh
c) CAN SUCK ON IT
d) Are great at math, not much else
8) Who called Pappyball Crappyball?
a) Nick Lefler
b) Nick Lefler's only brother, Jeremy Spokein
c) Tom Stanhope
d) Pat Small
9) Who wrote the Ode to PappyBall?
a) 57 year-old Insurance Salesman
b) The Beautiful and Brilliant Bridget O'Brien
c) Ricky Martin
d) JBLuvr511 (Chels-balls)
10) Who is the president of the Pappyball Preservation Society?
a) Meep, meep
b) Anthony Hatfield
c) This quiz sucks
d) No you suck
11) Who was the conversation between in the first Pappyball e-mail?
a) Jenni Struck and Tom Stanhope
b) Jason Maslanka and "Jelly" Jill Tani
c) Pat Small and Jenni Struck
d) Pete Majer and Bridget O'Brien
12) How much money does Pete Majer make a year?
a) $88,000
b) $17.50
c) A Nickel
d) Trick question, Pete is living off government cheese
13) What is the Pappy equation?
a) Jenni Suck + Frat Fucks = Slut Fuck + Dick Sucks
b) 36D = nice
c) Tom's fingers + Passed out Keala = Trouble
d) Jizz Mopper = Mr. Briody
e) The Holocaust = Joke
14) What is Yummy Recipe #2?
a) Yummy Triscuit Nachos
b) Shutup cracka!
c) Original Recipe Crispix Mix
d) Orgasism again, please
15) What will Evanston Nissan have ready for us?
a) The nachos
b) 57 burgundy Maximas
c) 12 incher
d) A and B, hopefully C
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